There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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