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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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