Too much gin, very little bucket
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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