super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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