Don't you send me to vm
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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