are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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