New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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