wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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