This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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