eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We had to coat check the pizza.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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