its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
