yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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