dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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