At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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