how can u be prego again
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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