She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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