So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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