it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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