is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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