If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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