But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
These tits shall not be calmed
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