...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Having a random hookup so left but love u
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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