god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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