Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
