My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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