awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She bit a glass in half.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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