We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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