He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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