u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dicks are not precious.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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