why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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