I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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