Do vagina's smell?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Houston, we have a blender
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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