we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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