So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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