giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
no more duck duck goose at the bar
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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