All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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