forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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