Already got asked if we're dating
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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