dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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