So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
two words...techno handjob
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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