Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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