why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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