thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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