she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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