Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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