but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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