would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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