Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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