glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
send nudes
from the living room?
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