We're like a lot better than the average bears
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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