NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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