Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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