Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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