bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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