you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
