one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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