Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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