Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Randomize
